This is outrage

This is unacceptable where is the complaint section so that I may make a formal complaint

I COMMANDED THAT MY PASSWORD BE 1 not something completely un-1 related, this is an outrage and I demand to see this management immediately

Hello freind! Your complaint is important to us and we take any negative feedback with a great deal of seriousness

please write a official letter to the head of department before telephoning 0100789756 789000 01111000 and asking to speak to John Henry Adam junior of department 1823 on floor 123 make sure to wait 5 seconds before answering or the receptonist won't hear you. Then await for the return letter which can only be receaived on the first day of a fresh month on a Sunday(it must not be raining on this day, if it is destroy the letter or else evil will take over your soul)

Once the letter is safe you must set of on a quest to recover humanities sense of self awareness and conscience. If this can't be done you must rally the forces off time and begin a time compression to unravel the corruption. BE carefull not to destroy the thread of time and space as its quite delicate and the slightest damage will plunge the world into an infernal hell rife with suffering and lament.

Or you could PM the admin.

In all seriousness, 1 is not a valid password as your password must be at least 6 characters long.

To ensure this doesn't happen again I have fired everyone involved with this particular incident.

Thanks,

The Management.

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The Senate is pleased with your swift action and efficient method for dealing with the situation at hand,

My pet rock wont eat its nutrients. Help!

I can't believe the management let this happen on their watch.

The correct way to deliver nutrients to your pet rock is to hold him/her under the light of a full moon, take a hammer and strike your pet rock. *THIS WILL NOT KILL YOUR PET ROCK* The hammer will pass straight through, awakening the rock, the rock will open it's jaws wide and you can deliver the nutrients with ease.

Please keep us posted on the massacre feeding of your pet rock.

Videos would be greatly appreciated.

Good luck

The management.

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